I want a penis.

No, I don't mean sex. But I mean I want that appendage hanging from between my legs. NO I don't mean a sex change. I wish had been born a guy. I love boys and I'm very girly but I fucking hate being one. Exercising during your lady time (what is what I call a time of the month)  is like exercising with the fucking flu. I feel like shit. alksdjfalksdfjl. Fucking vaginas. Who ever the hell invented this whole menstrual cycle shit should be shot. In the knee caps. Twice. And then beheaded. I DON'T WANT TO BE FAT BUT YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO EXERCISE WHEN I WANT. GAHHHH. STUPID HOE. *tears* Seriously I want a penis. But most of all I fucking hate feeling gross and fat. I want it to stop. NOW. Wah.